Order Only Private Message to Sirius Black and Poppy Pomfrey

[alt_severus]

If you bear any affection for Minerva, you are needed immediately.

Poppy and I arrived to confront her regarding her current state and found her extremely inebriated, transformed into her feline form, and huddled in the corner of her drawing room; Poppy says the level of alcohol in her system is likely to be fatal to the smaller form. We need assistance in reversing the Animagus transformation.

Comments

[alt_sirius]

Right.

You mean her house in London?

Is the Floo open?

[alt_severus]

Yes, and yes.

Poppy is doing what she can, but --

[alt_sirius]

Try putting out a saucer of milk. I'm not joking; it ought to keep her calm.

I'm just getting Bea to settle down, I'll be half a tick.

[alt_severus]

If you are unable to free yourself from your domestic bliss long enough to keep Minerva from dying of alcohol poisoning, you might prove yourself useful and at least tell me the spell.

[alt_sirius]

Severus, stop impressing us all with your massive ability to miss the point and do as I'm telling you: The cat will drink the milk; it will keep her in one place; the milk will help start absorbing the alcohol until I can get there.

Anyway, Bea's dropped off now so I'm on my way.

[alt_severus]

You could have simply said so in the first place.

Regardless: the Floo is open. We are in the drawing room. Hurry.