Order Only Private Message to Sirius Black and Poppy Pomfrey

[alt_severus]

If you bear any affection for Minerva, you are needed immediately.

Poppy and I arrived to confront her regarding her current state and found her extremely inebriated, transformed into her feline form, and huddled in the corner of her drawing room; Poppy says the level of alcohol in her system is likely to be fatal to the smaller form. We need assistance in reversing the Animagus transformation.

Comments

[alt_sirius]

Severus, stop impressing us all with your massive ability to miss the point and do as I'm telling you: The cat will drink the milk; it will keep her in one place; the milk will help start absorbing the alcohol until I can get there.

Anyway, Bea's dropped off now so I'm on my way.

[alt_severus]

You could have simply said so in the first place.

Regardless: the Floo is open. We are in the drawing room. Hurry.