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I have checked my journal to discover it being posited that I should not only babysit yet another teenager but to act as though I am overjoyed to share what little privacy I have been able to claw my way into with a four-footed mangy mutt with the mind of a teenage boy.

I will do it if it is strategically necessary. Kindly assure me it will not be.

Malfoy and I have spoken. He will do.